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 My wife and I are in our mid 40’s. She’s cougar hot and over the years has remarked about her bi-curiosity. Often commenting on how sexy women can be, I didn’t think much of it. For our 20th  anniversary I decided to make a custom invitation. It rea

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My wife and I are in our mid 40’s. She’s cougar hot and over the years has remarked about her bi-curiosity. Often commenting on how sexy women can be, I didn’t think much of it. For our 20th  anniversary I decided to make a custom invitation. It read: ‘We both love what we love, wear your sexy black dress, Italian heels, but no panties. Be ready for pick up at Ten-O-Clock sharp. No questions.’ The limousine was right on time. She being a good girl, asked no questions, despite her biting curiosity. The car dropped us at the strip club where VIP treatment awaited. “You bad boy,” she said mischievously, and giggled like a school girl as we entered the club. We were led to our private booth, where chilled champagne was waiting. The show began, we enjoyed it together, but after a few moments I excused myself, as planned. As I walked away, the private dancer I’d arranged appeared and led her off to a room where I secretly witnessed her experience of seduction. Turned on like a teenager, I returned and waited for my wife at our booth. Her face was flushed, smiling ear to ear,  she said, “I love you, I really, really love you.”

DESCRIPTION: Slits and Tits Wallpaper –

• Made in Brooklyn, New York USA

• Self-adhesive matte vinyl has a semi-permanent adhesive backing with siliconized kraft liner that will help prevent your images from chipping or cracking.

• Filthy Home uses only non-solvent based inks (solvent-based ink-jet ink has many health and safety considerations including: respiratory, skin and eye irritants, and in some cases, central nervous system depressants).

• 24 inch wide by 8',10' or 12' ft full-bleed panels for easy side by side installation (select correct height needed below). If you need a longer length (ceiling is higher then 12 ft) please email: [email protected].

• Positional or removable applications for up to three (3) months.

• Please see "how to" section (top of the page) to understand how simple installation of Filthy Home Wallpaper is.

• Because of demand, shipping may take up to 2 weeks, but normally ships out of New York City in 3-5 business days.

• Filthy Home also can produce custom colorways/size of all wallpaper styles. Please email directly to get a quote on pricing: [email protected].


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