Don't Miss Oscar Twist Top Holiday Cheer Edition [vuVNPD07]

Vintage Oscar by Oscar de la Renta twist top. Long sleeve. V-neck. Slightly cropped. Stretchy material. Size petite small. See measurements below. 

Much like my current relationship, I was quite unsure, irresolute, up in the air, and extremely hesitant about this shirt when I got it. You know when you go on a date because you're bored, bloated, and feeling ugly, and manage to convince yourself that perhaps a boy can fill the void? And then you meet him, and he's five inches shorter than he said he was, and you realize that you'll never be attracted to a Blonde Man because we're all in search of people who look like us, and I need a Brunette Boy with Beautiful Brown Eyes just like mine? And his are blue? Facebook-blue? And you can hardly sit still long enough to last through the whole date because all you can see is Mark Zuckerberg and the thirteen-year-old girls who un-alived themselves thanks to his Evil Apps? That's how I felt about this shirt.

That is unfortunately and quite mistakenly, how I felt about this shirt until I tried it on!!!!! Ugh, IT'S STUNNING!!!!! It's soooooo stunning, and perfect, and gorgeous, and UNIQUE! The fabric is soooo nice and LUSCIOUSLY sticks to your body like Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula! The temptress-esque twist makes your boobs look GREAT, even if you don't have any, like ME! It's the perfect shade of magenta -- not too loud nor childish, and obviously not neutral. If you've read this far it's because you like this shirt as much as I do, and let me tell you that it is worth it!! Believe me. 

Label: Oscar

Size tag: Petite Small

Measurements: 18" shoulder, 32"-36" bust (stretches), 20" length

Condition: Good; minor snags throughout, faint marks on neckline, back of sleeve, and within the twisted fabric (demonstrated in last three photos). Marks are not visible when worn. Minor pilling on back of sleeve.