Hot Item Solaris Xxl Set [8Uzct6BT]

Hot Item Solaris Xxl Set [8Uzct6BT] was in a bit of a rush to get here so he activated the emergency light-speed mode of his space capsule and, well... we are all aware of what can happen if you do that due to that annoying interstellar travel delay phenomenon..., I guess he will be arriving on Planet Earth sometime around the year 2320. Oh boy, one would think that a nearly perfect species wouldn’t make such paramount mistakes. At least we have a perfect replica of his thick and juicy genitalia. Perhaps we can leave a thank you note for him in a time capsule if things are are still habitable around here.

Circumference at second knot: 14”      
Circumference at event horizon: 15”.    
 Insertable length: 9”      
Overall length: 10.50”      
Weight: 5 lbs