Massive Discount Cisco 819 4g Lte M2m Gateway Integrated Service Router - 4-port Switch Pro Version [KNmRZDcJ]

The C819G-4G-G-K9 by Cisco was hard to come by - but we have it! We just narrowly escaped an attempt by the Mangalores to commandeer our ship and steal our cargo. With a little help from Corban, of course - not your typical cab driver, that's for sure!

Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.

Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!

Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Cisco C819G-4G-G-K9)!