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Yo, check out these sick Pit Viper 2000s shades that are ANSI 87.1+, straight outta the 90s! These babies will have you looking like a total boss, whether you're cruising on your skateboard or shredding it up on the mountain.These shades feature ANSI

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Yo, check out these sick Pit Viper 2000s shades that are ANSI 87.1+, straight outta the 90s! These babies will have you looking like a total boss, whether you're cruising on your skateboard or shredding it up on the mountain.

These shades feature ANSI 87.1+ certification, which means they're designed to withstand impact and keep your eyes safe from harm. Plus, they're built with a durable frame that can handle all kinds of abuse.

But it's not just about the functionality, these shades also bring serious style to the table. With a rad retro design and a variety of color options to choose from, you'll be turning heads wherever you go.

The world's most dangerous combination returns, even more powerful! The Monster Bull 2000 sports a rubberized black frame with neon green splatter. We'll explain the rest using math:

  • Man + Horse = Centaur
  • Hamster + Wheel = Renewable Energy
  • Angry Kids Named Kyle + Drywall = No More Safety Deposit
  • Tequila + Tequila + Tequila = ???? I don't remember
  • Monster Bulls + New Technology = Monster Bull 2000s

These Pit Vipers are Z87+ Safety Rated to protect your eyeballs from hazardous conditions at your jobsite, on the field, or in the bedroom.

So if you're looking for a killer pair of shades that will keep you looking fly and feeling protected, the Pit Viper 2000s shades are the way to go. Get 'em while they're hot!

WARNING: IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH MOST FIELD RULES, YOU MUST USE AN OAKLEY M-FRAME HELO KIT OR EQUIVALENT. THIS WILL ALLOW YOUR PIT VIPER 2000'S TO BE FULL SEAL. IF YOU DO NOT USE A HELO KIT, A BB MAY SLIP THROUGH THE GAP AND DAMAGE YOUR EYES. A RENTENTION BAND IS IN THE BOX FOR FIELDS THAT REQUIRE RETENTION ON EYE PROTECTION.


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