The Secret Of Strangelove Tyler Pennington "creep" 8.5" Skateboard Deck Travel Size [m9uiw3RF]

• Artwork by Tyler Pennington
• Manufactured at BBS
• Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees
• Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
• Dimensions: 8.5 x 32.125
• Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.75 / WB: 14.25
• Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
• Product Description: I've already squeezed every last bit of pulp nonsense I could in the lack of a description for Tyler's "Worm" board, so what am I to do with this creep acting all corpsey and shit in a graveyard? Do I go full Village People meets Weird Al Yankovic and convert the former's flamboyantly joyful "YMCA" anthem to a fantastic full-color "CMYK" procession? In some respects, that would be pretty amazing, if I may say so myself, as I just did, but the truth is—if we really get down to it—a gross mismanagement of time and/or brain cells. Seriously, with all I've got going on in life, to devote any synaptic energy to doing so would be… well… nothing different than what I'm doing now, I suppose. —Cliver
• Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.